Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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