All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.