dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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