I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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