She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
you told grandpa to call you daddy
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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