Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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