i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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