What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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