im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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