Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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