Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize