so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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