I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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