he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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