1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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