I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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