is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
In America we eat man semen.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
