I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
