Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
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I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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