Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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