WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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