after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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