So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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