hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
