He uses pillows to masturbate.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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