But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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