I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
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So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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