I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
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He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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