is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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