Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I cut my penus on the lid.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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