My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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