office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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