How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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