Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
