omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
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Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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