I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.