just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?