Your tits are I can't wait for
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Randomize
