I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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