Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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