Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
