I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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