nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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