So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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