I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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