On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I am naked and annoyed.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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