It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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