she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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