Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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