I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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