Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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