its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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