is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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