i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
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Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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