I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
wow bdsm is so cute
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