What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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