I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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