Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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