Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
