Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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