David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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