careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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