Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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